Tips for Younger Siblings (that are evil)

Tips for Younger Siblings (that are evil)

1. If they pee in trash cans (or bottles), call a mental doctor!

2. If they wake you up in the morning by screaming and banging pots and pans, grab then by their ears and put them in the car and drive them to the otherside of the world!

3. If they follow you around to bother you, lock yourself in a closest and never come out!

4. If they destroy you belongings, get revenge and destroy theirs!

5. If they like to eat paper (or erasers, fabric, wood, etc...) then call a food specialist!

6. If they run around naked and scream your name to the world, then call the clothes department and get a HUGE mute button...FAST!

7. If they steal valuables from stores...WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!

8. If they lie and say that you beat your pets with paddles, then say that they pees in trash cans!

9. If they are pretty and cute and getting all the attention, call a plastic surgeon to make them REALLY ugly!

10. If they hug and kiss you at night, then appreciate and accept that you have a younger sibling that loves you!

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